hi i'm alyssa how are you

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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tap water bad for your health

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

boosiehussein:

now apjvff you know i love you but i gotta see some receipts for this one

the chemical

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menthuthuyoupi:

melongorl:

this hairstyle is called I wish someone would make an anime about me

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

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d0nn0:

if your tagged/me is like wheres waldo then i ain’t playin

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Having a vagina is such a fucking hassle it’s like a group project member who can never stop fucking shit up except the group project is your life

People who have the same name as me but spell it Alissa make me very uncomfortable stop spelling your own name wrong please

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Anonymous
So is beer cheap piss then?

Yes but enjoyable cheap piss

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I have no doubt in my mind that my fish would violently murder me if it got the chance

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