Hi I'm Alyssa

 

vesley:

I haven’t even exploded many things in my life what am I doing

religiousdad:

Don’t you hate when you’re eating pizza and drinking tea and reading a YA fiction book and you just start shitting your pants. You keep sh itting and shitting fucking shit everywhere and your tumblr dad says I like your shoe laces why is there so much shit what the fuck

#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether
owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

owldude:

flowury:

Super secret ladybug council meeting to discuss ladybug super secrets

"we must conspire against the bunnies"

yeah okay im going to my super strict grandparents’ house for the weekend this should be great

officialunitedstates:

don’t you hate when you’re driving and the car in front of you is soooo slow but then you pass them and you see that a snail was driving and you’re like “oh that makes sense now”